Amor Vincit Omnia
My Name is Benjamin Oliver Fletcher (Benj)
I am from the lovely place of Harrogate.
I love music and My Band
I am also completely obsessed with leeds united.
So expect leeds united (lots of it), music and loads of random shit that i like to blog abooooot!
Thankyou please
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Basically, i nearly died today, i hope you are sad. would you be sad, no? , you bastard.
well,was on the motorway and i realised that the cars infront of me were breaking a fair bit, looked in the mirror to see if i cud pull across and overtake, i couldnt, looked infront again and two cars had swerved around the car infront and i was going 80 mph in to the back of a car, this would probably cause death or serious injury i suppose. anyway, slammed on the breaks but i was still flying into the back of the car infront, so i swerved into the the hard shoulder and skidded to a stop, sweating and with shit in pants, i look to to the right to see the stopped car, with three bikes piled up infront of it, the car behind me obviously saw it late, so decided to go round the stopped car, but went into a swin and missing me and the car next to me.
Anyway, after calming down, a guy comes running up the hard shoulder to come and grab the bikes of the motorway, i got out to see if the person that skidded off was alright. they were fine, just a bit shaken up, so i gave them some ribena haha.
ive had like 3 near death experiences this weeek, i dont believe in god or any of that rubbish but i think someone is trying to kill me off!! haha
o well, im alive
hope you enjoyed, i will give you some more tales soon! PEACE AND LOVE AND ALL THAT SHIT!!
XXX
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Photo reblogged from Howson Is Now
Shower of hopeless bastards
1) Lonergan - Can catch, can’t kick
2) Connolly - Hopeless, clueless Scouse chancer
3) Kisnorbo - Is he dead yet?
4) Bruce - Dont. Let. It. Bounce.
5) O’Brien - Hopefully goodbye then, shitbag
6) Rogers - Dead before his time
7) Gradel - I miss you Max
7) Varynen - Erm… And you were?
8) Brown - Borderline psychotic octogenerian carthorse
9) Paynter - Like a weeping clown
10) Becchio - Dog chasing a beachball
11) Sam - Stay at Notts County
12) Rachubka - Haunts all my nightmares
14) Howson - I loved you Jonny
15) Clayton - Started well, went shit
16) Pugh - Poor man’s Andy Hughes
18) Forssell - You were a footballer?
20) Nunez - Teeny tiny latino donkey
21) McCarthy - Cheers for the penalty
22) Lees - Smile, you miserable bastard
23) Snodgrass - You’re our only hope
24) Taylor - What was the point?
25) Webber - How’d you miss that?
26) Bromby - Long throw. Nowt else.
27) Somma - Probably dead by now
28) White - Fast, but still shite
29) Thompson - Never gonna make it
30) Cairns - Marginally better than Rachubka
33) Robinson - Should’ve signed the keeper
38) Keogh - Forgot you’d played here
44) McCormack - Liked the overhead kick
48) O’Dea - More like ‘Oh Dear’Simon Grayson - Au Revoir Mr. Scapegoat
Neil Redfearn - Thanks for that, Redders
Neil Warnock - Record breaker! (slow clap)
Ken Bates - Fuck off and die.
Not renewing next year. -
Photoset reblogged from In The Dark I See
